{"id":325,"date":"2018-10-18T12:02:00","date_gmt":"2018-10-18T10:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rubyjournals.com\/staystange\/5-ting-jeg-nodig-vil-indromme-34821577\/"},"modified":"2018-10-18T12:02:00","modified_gmt":"2018-10-18T10:02:00","slug":"5-ting-jeg-nodig-vil-indromme-34821577","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/test.staystrange.dk\/index.php\/2018\/10\/18\/5-ting-jeg-nodig-vil-indromme-34821577\/","title":{"rendered":"5 ting jeg n\u00f8dig vil indr\u00f8mme"},"content":{"rendered":"

… men alligevel g\u00f8r nu: <\/p>\n

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  1. Hvor afg\u00f8rende chokolade kan v\u00e6re for mit hum\u00f8r. Chokolade kan vende langt det meste hum\u00f8r for mig. Det bobler inden i, hvis nogen serverer eller k\u00f8ber chokolade til mig. Og jeg k\u00f8ber gerne chokolade af den simple \u00e5rsag, at dagen er kommet lidt sk\u00e6vt fra start.
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  2. At jeg formentlig har trukket den for l\u00e6nge med at flytte min vielsesring fra mine langsomt voksende fingre. JEG.KAN.IKKE.F\u00c5.DEN.AF! (Shit!) Jeg er ved at g\u00e5 lettere i panik, for at v\u00e6re helt \u00e6rlig.\n<\/li>\n
  3. Hvordan jeg altid bliver i tvivl, n\u00e5r man skal t\u00e6lle datoer frem… Lad os sige at det hedder mandag d. 15. Skal man s\u00e5 l\u00e6gge 7 eller 8 til, for at finde datoen p\u00e5 mandagen efter? Jeg skal altid t\u00e6nke godt og l\u00e6nge efter. Svaret er (for jeg har lige spurgt min mand) 7. Men jeg t\u00e6nker altid 8 per automatik. Jeg giver \u201cmandag-8-dage\u201d-udtrykket skylden!
    \u200b<\/li>\n
  4. Hvor ondt det faktisk g\u00f8r at v\u00e6re gravid. Jeg indr\u00f8mmede det kort her<\/a><\/strong>. Men jeg er flov over det. Fordi jeg f\u00f8ler det helt forkert at klage eller sukke. Og det er heller ikke ment som hverken et klager\u00e5b eller et suk. Men blot som en beskrivelse af min ‘virkelighed’. Jeg er TAKNEMMELIG og glad. Men oij, min krop har det presset. Meget presset. Og ondt, det g\u00f8r det alts\u00e5. Det m\u00e5 jeg indr\u00f8mme. Med skamme.
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  5. Hvor bange jeg er for dyr. S\u00e6rligt husdyr. Jeg vil virkelig gerne kunne med alle – og alle v\u00e6sner som de jeg holder af, holder af. Men. Det hvisker i mit \u00f8re, at husdyr er fangede vilddyr, som venter p\u00e5 det rigtige offer til at bryde ud af deres fangeskab og dertilh\u00f8rende \u2018ordentlige opf\u00f8rsel’. Og jeg ved, at jeg er et oplagt offer for dette udbrud.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

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Og jeg k\u00f8ber gerne chokolade af den simple \u00e5rsag, at dagen er kommet lidt sk\u00e6vt fra start.\u200b At jeg formentlig har […]<\/p>\nL\u00c6S MERE<\/a>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":7055,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-325","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-torsdagstanker","entry"],"yoast_head":"\n5 ting jeg n\u00f8dig vil indr\u00f8mme - SARAH STRANGE<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/test.staystrange.dk\/index.php\/2018\/10\/18\/5-ting-jeg-nodig-vil-indromme-34821577\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"5 ting jeg n\u00f8dig vil indr\u00f8mme - SARAH STRANGE\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"… men alligevel g\u00f8r nu: Hvor afg\u00f8rende chokolade kan v\u00e6re for mit hum\u00f8r. 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